Spoiling stories… is an unforgivable sin in this world.
She is me, and I am her. Our existence is both the same and different. Alice. That was the name we were given.

sihah:

bonus:

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twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND


lemonteaflower:

genocidershodan:

lemonteaflower:

anxiety.

Or, you know, you could just stop saying sorry.

"i have a problem i can’t control" 

"stop having that problem omg" 

????¿¿¿¿???? 


neongenesisevangelistchurch:

WEARING A NEW PAIR OF SKINNY JEANS FOR THE FIRST TIME

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mootiness:

firony:

bombprince:

melonlordn:

ieatgokudera:

EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT STUFF FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

How eyeronic

get off my post

You don’t have to lash out

these puns are far too cornea


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rensenpai:

dakishime:

dakishime:

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OMFG THIS GIF IS JUST A CUTE GIF OF A DOG EATING FOOD RIGHT BUT THEN I SAW IT WHILE LISTENING TO THIS SONG AND WATCHING IT WHILE LISTENING TO THIS MAKES IT SO FUCKIGN INTENSE AND DRAMATIC OGMFG I M GONAN CHOKE IT JUST GOES FROM CUTE DOG EATING FOOD TO THE HOUNDS OF FUCKING SATAN BEING RELEASED AND DEVOURING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT

the notes literally never die down someone release me from this 

continues laughing


gif-guy:

http://gifini.com/


johannathemad:

"MELISSA" AGGRESSIVELY PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE


gryphonslade:

when ur friends draw u art

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triforce-of-tamblr:

doodlingjaeger:

I WANT THIS PLAYED AT MY FUNERAL PLEASE. [x]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD LIKE YOU HAVE NO IDEA IM PRACTICALLY IN TEARS


wildbliss:

sshithappenss:

The difference between Freedom & Slavery is one thin line.

woah.

my jaw literally dropped wow


kismetrix:

fullmetal-dipshit:

vvhaleshark:

if ur ever feelin down just remember ur 50% mermaid

you are also 50% banana

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